Yes...of course (what a silly question). But...well, I have this coupon, see, and it entitles me to make you watch a movie of my choice. I was wondering if that were still of value?
Well, Dan is gone to Hawaii...but you already know that. And Brett and Paul hate me...justfully so; concluding my list of former commentors. About the coupons: I totally forgot about those embarassing little index cards. Tell me the movie, and I will tell you what's valid.
It's R...but there's always Cleanflicks. Anyway, I'll see if they have it. But you weren't suppose to give it away so easy! Sheesh. Now I have half a mind NOT to watch it...besides it's one of those overly done romantic dramas about "the one who got away." Nothing I haven't seen countless times before. How about we make a deal? If I watch this one, you have to watch a movie of my choice. That's fairness at its finest.
PS...you have to watch it R. My coupon says that I get to pick the movie of my choice and I choose the R rated Before Sunset. And NOWHERE on my coupon does it say that there must be a fair trade...it's my coupon!! You're lucky I'm not threatening you with back rubs...
PPS...don't presume to know this movie like you think you know me...I came into it with the utmost skepticism and walked away befuddled. It's good, better than that Freddie Prinze crap you used to adore (I hope it's a "used to" and not a "still").
Say what you will...you don't have to watch it. I just don't want to hear you quoting it 6 months down the road and pretending that you discovered it...you've gotten quite good at that.
SO, I watched it today. It's probably the worst movie of life. Or maybe the saddest or possibly the most awkward...I don't really know, I'm still a bit confused. But the ending...or the lack there of, I'm dying over here! How does it end? But I see now that to place an ending on this movie would defeat the entire purpose of making us see that it's about the process, not the destination. Look at me writing this like you'll actually read it, there's just no way will you find it. Maybe someday. It's kind of liberating, I could say anything I want to you right now and not feel a bit afraid or embarrassed or inhibited and yet feel like you've heard every word I've said, somehow. I miss talking to you. I miss knowing you.
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I saw a movie today that I think you would love.
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Anonym, at
3/24/2005 2:21 PM
Oh really? Does it have a name?
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Anonym, at
3/25/2005 2:40 AM
Yes...of course (what a silly question). But...well, I have this coupon, see, and it entitles me to make you watch a movie of my choice. I was wondering if that were still of value?
By
Anonym, at
3/26/2005 1:05 AM
PS...how come nobody comments no here anymore? Where's dan?!?!
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Anonym, at
3/26/2005 1:07 AM
Well, Dan is gone to Hawaii...but you already know that. And Brett and Paul hate me...justfully so; concluding my list of former commentors. About the coupons: I totally forgot about those embarassing little index cards. Tell me the movie, and I will tell you what's valid.
By
Anonym, at
3/26/2005 2:31 AM
p.s. Why pretend to be anonymous?
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Anonym, at
3/26/2005 2:36 AM
Oh...well, that's a touching tale of woe. Does my anonymity bother you?? Call me Ishmael, then.
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Anonym, at
3/26/2005 11:57 PM
PS..."Before Sunset" let me know if its do-able.
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Anonym, at
3/26/2005 11:59 PM
It's R...but there's always Cleanflicks. Anyway, I'll see if they have it. But you weren't suppose to give it away so easy! Sheesh. Now I have half a mind NOT to watch it...besides it's one of those overly done romantic dramas about "the one who got away." Nothing I haven't seen countless times before. How about we make a deal? If I watch this one, you have to watch a movie of my choice. That's fairness at its finest.
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Melissa, at
3/27/2005 12:40 AM
P.S. I love that you made the most important part a P.S....so like you.
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Melissa, at
3/27/2005 12:41 AM
So like me? You think you KNOW me?! THAT is so like YOU...to presume such irrational knowledge.
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Anonym, at
3/27/2005 4:08 PM
PS...you have to watch it R. My coupon says that I get to pick the movie of my choice and I choose the R rated Before Sunset. And NOWHERE on my coupon does it say that there must be a fair trade...it's my coupon!! You're lucky I'm not threatening you with back rubs...
By
Anonym, at
3/27/2005 4:10 PM
PPS...don't presume to know this movie like you think you know me...I came into it with the utmost skepticism and walked away befuddled. It's good, better than that Freddie Prinze crap you used to adore (I hope it's a "used to" and not a "still").
By
Anonym, at
3/27/2005 4:11 PM
...yeah because your girlfriend would loooove that. Besides you've already used both of those coupons, friend. Chasing Amy ring a bell?
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Melissa, at
3/27/2005 6:44 PM
P.S. You, the stoic, befuddled by something romantic? AMAZING. But I'm not lowering my standards, yo. Cleanflicks or nothin.
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Melissa, at
3/27/2005 6:52 PM
P.P.S. I know you well enough to know I won't be walking away "befuddled".
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Melissa, at
3/27/2005 6:59 PM
Say what you will...you don't have to watch it. I just don't want to hear you quoting it 6 months down the road and pretending that you discovered it...you've gotten quite good at that.
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Anonym, at
3/29/2005 10:22 PM
PS...I take it back I don't want you watching my movie if you won't appreciate it. Come back when you grow up.
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Anonym, at
3/29/2005 10:22 PM
yeah...so, I'll see you soon.
By
Melissa, at
3/30/2005 3:59 AM
p.s. I'm sorry for offending you.
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Melissa, at
3/30/2005 4:20 AM
SO, I watched it today. It's probably the worst movie of life. Or maybe the saddest or possibly the most awkward...I don't really know, I'm still a bit confused. But the ending...or the lack there of, I'm dying over here! How does it end? But I see now that to place an ending on this movie would defeat the entire purpose of making us see that it's about the process, not the destination. Look at me writing this like you'll actually read it, there's just no way will you find it. Maybe someday. It's kind of liberating, I could say anything I want to you right now and not feel a bit afraid or embarrassed or inhibited and yet feel like you've heard every word I've said, somehow. I miss talking to you. I miss knowing you.
By
Melissa, at
4/19/2005 12:00 AM
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