My B-side

Simply Ridiculous

So, ha, I just took this God-test offered up by random-comment-guy in the last post. Apparently, I’m breaking five of the ten commandments because I have in fact told a lie, stole a sucker at age 8 and may have had a lustful thought once or twice, not to mention I’ve said God in a not so praiseful way in the past. At the end of my results page I was asked me to plead innocent or guilty. I picked guilty, we all make mistakes, and I’ll live up to them. The next page states: “that is correct, you are guilty” Well, thanks. Then it asks if I’m going to heaven or hell. I click heaven. The next page reads: “WRONG, you are going to hell! Does the fact that you are headed for hell concern you?” Hmm, not really….BRING IT ON!!!!! (Whatever happened to the repentance process, yeah that’s a somewhat important key point, don’t ya think?)

posted by Melissa at 12:38