Haha, you're right Di. I should totally hire someone to do it for me. Possibly include a helicopter crashing into the gazebo, maybe birds attacking the bride. This could be fun. Who offers these services...to the yellow pages.
I'll just transfer your call. That's what us switchboard operators can do. I would provide services myself, though for the right price. I am thinking bees for the bride, though. Possibly ninjas coming out from behind bushes. I could get Johnny Depp to come after the guests-he really freaks me out as Wonka.
I think Johnny Depp might sacrifice himself for a cause like crazy-love. Transfer me to him, perhaps I'll make HIM mine and I won't have to stop weddings afterall.:)
Just a moment and Mr. Depp will be with you, ma'am. Maybe with you forever. I think you would have cute children, if they looked part pirate-johnny, not part wonka-johnny.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum for ol' Johnnyboy. I don't think I'm going to transfer your call to a drunk. You deserve a little more than the average bear.
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Perhaps they should be stopped. Should it be done by you is the real question...
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Diane, at
6/21/2005 12:56 PM
Haha, you're right Di. I should totally hire someone to do it for me. Possibly include a helicopter crashing into the gazebo, maybe birds attacking the bride. This could be fun. Who offers these services...to the yellow pages.
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Melissa, at
6/22/2005 7:06 AM
I'll just transfer your call. That's what us switchboard operators can do. I would provide services myself, though for the right price. I am thinking bees for the bride, though. Possibly ninjas coming out from behind bushes. I could get Johnny Depp to come after the guests-he really freaks me out as Wonka.
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Diane, at
6/22/2005 11:25 AM
I think Johnny Depp might sacrifice himself for a cause like crazy-love. Transfer me to him, perhaps I'll make HIM mine and I won't have to stop weddings afterall.:)
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Melissa, at
6/22/2005 12:02 PM
Just a moment and Mr. Depp will be with you, ma'am. Maybe with you forever. I think you would have cute children, if they looked part pirate-johnny, not part wonka-johnny.
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Diane, at
6/23/2005 3:16 PM
Ooooo sexy, sexy pirate Johnny. Yes, our children would be GORGEOUS, the real question is, will they stagger?
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Melissa, at
6/23/2005 6:51 PM
Stagger? lost me. the switchboard has fried my brain....extensionextensionextension
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Diane, at
6/24/2005 1:08 PM
He was drunk during most of the filming of Pirates, I'd hope he wouldn't pass on his lusb-ful traits.
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Melissa, at
6/24/2005 6:06 PM
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum for ol' Johnnyboy. I don't think I'm going to transfer your call to a drunk. You deserve a little more than the average bear.
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Diane, at
6/28/2005 10:59 PM
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