My B-side

Single NonSnoring Female seeking Single NonSnoring Male+

SPINSTER PART 2...You might ask how a seventeenth century one-hit-wonder was able to resolve my marital destiny. First, I’ve realized that there is just no way could I deal with vibrating Z’s for fifty plus years. Most guys have serious flem problems, studies show seventy-one percent of the male population snore. So now that there’s only 4350 non-snoring BYU male fish left in my sea, I have to catch one that I could actually stand for an eternity…HAHHAHHAH yeah right. So here’s my list of standable characteristics (in no specific order): You have to like Dashboard, Brand New, Straylight Run, Taking Back Sunday, Something Corporate, Snow Patrol, and the occasional Brian McKnight (if you think he’s a girl, you’re out), Fight Club, Wedding Singer, Dumb and Dumber, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Serendipity, Enders Game, Holes, Ethan Frome, Swiss Miss, Stars, Dogs, Kids (7+), Ice skating, Drive-In Movies, Late night convos, Concerts, Cooking, Cleaning, Big Cities, Chuck Taylor’s, The smell before rain, and Parking lot hugs. ESP, Artistic Talent, Chivalry, Witticism, Poetry, Humor of all kinds, Loyalty, Honesty and an IQ above 170 are mandatory preferences. Did I mention you have to be a worthy, young, spiritually uplifting Latter Day Saint returned missionary? So if you can meet ALL of these qualifications, call me...because you are my "Pachelbel's Cannon." My number is 371-3398. (Indiana Boys Need not Apply)

posted by Melissa at 05:11