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Freitag, Januar 14, 2005

Blast From the Past ...Pepperidge Farm Cherry Turnover

Lest we forget…a beautiful Fab 4 Moment:

Location: Arby’s drive -thru

  • Arby’s Worker Chick: (drone) Hello, welcome to Arby’s, how are you?
  • Me: (perky) Hi!!! I’m just stellar! How are you?
  • AWC: (fake-perky) NO way! SPIFFY! Like totally cool!! (drone)…can I take your order
  • Me: (fake drone) I would like a Jr. Roast Beef Adventure Meal with a Sprite please… OH… AND a Pepperidge Farm cherry turnover, PLEASE.
  • AWC: (fake perky) Is that like all!!?
  • Me: (fake drone) Yes…that’d be it.
  • AWC: (fake sad) Awww…well I’m sorry we are all out of cherry turnovers.
  • Me: (anxious) You don’t have ANY Pepperidge Farm cherry turnovers??!Are you SURE??
  • AWC: (fake preppy) Uhm, like…ya!
  • Me: (annoyed) Are you LYING to me?
  • AWC: (annoyed) NO
  • Me: (weary) Alright…I believe you. (sad) I’ll settle with Apple.
  • AWC: (drone) Right…please pull around mam.
*Mary pulls around and meets the Arby’s worker, who thinks SHE’S the perky wench. We’re all afraid as the femmy Arby’s worker is an uber dike. …I think you had to be there….anyways!

1 comment(s):

Rofl! I have to say that that was one of the more hilarious of our experiences. And I think she was beyond uber dike! She was... Um... I don't know, but it was bad. Anyway! Good times.

By Blogger Brett, at 1/14/2005 3:40 PM  

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