Blast From the Past ...Pepperidge Farm Cherry Turnover
Lest we forget…a beautiful Fab 4 Moment:
Location: Arby’s drive -thru
- Arby’s Worker Chick: (drone) Hello, welcome to Arby’s, how are you?
- Me: (perky) Hi!!! I’m just stellar! How are you?
- AWC: (fake-perky) NO way! SPIFFY! Like totally cool!! (drone)…can I take your order
- Me: (fake drone) I would like a Jr. Roast Beef Adventure Meal with a Sprite please… OH… AND a Pepperidge Farm cherry turnover, PLEASE.
- AWC: (fake perky) Is that like all!!?
- Me: (fake drone) Yes…that’d be it.
- AWC: (fake sad) Awww…well I’m sorry we are all out of cherry turnovers.
- Me: (anxious) You don’t have ANY Pepperidge Farm cherry turnovers??!Are you SURE??
- AWC: (fake preppy) Uhm, like…ya!
- Me: (annoyed) Are you LYING to me?
- AWC: (annoyed) NO
- Me: (weary) Alright…I believe you. (sad) I’ll settle with Apple.
- AWC: (drone) Right…please pull around mam.

1 comment(s):
Rofl! I have to say that that was one of the more hilarious of our experiences. And I think she was beyond uber dike! She was... Um... I don't know, but it was bad. Anyway! Good times.
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Brett, at
1/14/2005 3:40 PM
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