Be Careful with those Baked Goods, Girls
An excerpt from Everyone Gets Married in the End by Jack Weyland:
At home evening the next night, Rachel made sure she didn't sit next to Dave. Jordan, a freshman girl with the reputation of being willing to bake cookies for any guy in the ward, did sit next to him. After home evening, as everyone was leavin, Jordan said to Dave, "I'll bring you cookies in a few minutes!" "What a tramp," Rachel complained to Vanessa under her breath.
Moral of the Story: Don't be a cookie-ho.
...and yes they [Rachel and Dave] do get married in the end.

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