Your Love is Like...WOAH, Please Stop!
“Valentine's Day is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.” I’ve never had a good one…not even a decent one. I guess I’m not much of an advocate for love. It’s funny…I oft pose as one of those hopeless romantic types. (Sucha cynic.) So in effort to keep up the façade, I decorated my door with cheesy heart cut-outs and sleazy velvet roses. Perhaps I’m subconsciously inviting cupid into my home via an excess of red glittery things…or maybe I just got THAT bored. I broke Rachel tonight; I got her to say that I once had cute love. I had to dig deep for that one though. What satisfaction…she’s like a frozen lake. So, I rethought my cute love and realized it’s about as fake as the flowers that decorate my entrance. So much for a possibly decent Happy Valentine’s Day. Oh well, no need to break any traditions. I’m perfectly content with eating excessive amounts of chocolate while I sob into my build-a-bear as Meg Ryan tells Nicolas Cage that he was in fact what she liked best about life. Where’s MY Nicolas Cage, dang it!?!!?
Anti-Valentine Fun!
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