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Freitag, Februar 11, 2005

The Art of Toothpaste

I was electrically brushing my teeth in our empty 18 person shared bathroom. I grew tired of my mirrored teeth cleaning demonstration (Hygiene as entertainment never stood a chance.) and decided to check out the News Flush!. That’s right the DTTP (Deseret Towers Toilet Paper), I envy any and all persons involved in this lavatorious publication. Important information filled my brain as Arm and Hammer Baking Sodafied paste (it’s a godsend) scrubbed away built up plaque. A particular piece of column two caught my attention in so much that I put down the electric wonder and gave the hot pink paper my undivided attention. The Artsy Fartsy Contest(Yes, we're in college and yet it is still called by such a name.) would begin February 21st and continue on through the 25th. I have a few artworks from my last semester drawing class; I could so tear up the floor of the Morris Center!! I spat,rinsed, and ran straight for the dusty sketchbook dwelling under my box springs. Alas, I had not one completed piece! It’s time to get to down and dirty. Wish me luck; I’ve got 3 days to shade Chris Carrabba’s entire body. This’ll be fun! :)

2 comment(s):

If a 20 page, fully shaded, Chris Carrabba collage is acomplishable...I think you can handle a single sheet.
Good luck, kiddo

By Anonymous Anonym, at 2/11/2005 5:16 PM  

Ah yes, but with that particular collage my motives were heartfelt; my ambition, love.
Where as, this single sheet’s sole purpose is to display talent (a greatly diluted fuel in contrast with the oh-so powerful, affection.)

By Blogger Melissa, at 2/16/2005 4:23 AM  

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